Not only are her fellow White House interns clueless about her trailer- park roots, but they also don’t know she’s having an abusive, Fifty Shades- inspired affair with President Fitzgerald Grant Thomas Christian! When the Commander in Chief suffers a heart attack (I think) during one of their late- night rendezvous, Anna’s secret is revealed to the world, causing her friends — who seemed cool at first — to turn their backs on her. To make matters worse, the no- nonsense First Lady (played by Heather Locklear, whose “special guest star” credit was not lost on this Melrose Place fanatic) makes it her personal mission to destroy Anna. And then there’s Anna’s family back in Alabama: Her poor sister Bonnie is shacking up with a d- bag named J. B., while secretly pining for a hunky Tarzan- cowboy hybrid named Brody.
Out of the goodness of her heart, Bonnie allows her other sister, a hot- mess drug addict named Shelby, to spend the night — one night! By screwing J. B. We’ve got a lot to discuss? I mean, I’d be a little annoyed if a friend kept that secret from me, but then I’d be like, “Tell me everything about sex with the President of the United States of America!”* Was that theme song written specifically for this show? If not, was the show named after an existing song?* Also, can we talk about this credit? Like, save some jobs for the rest of us, Perry: * The president’s judgmental secretary is our favorite character, yes?* Is it just me, or did half of the premiere consist of establishing shots? The Strain Season 3 Episode 4 Watch Online. I’m pretty sure we watched Locklear walk down that hotel White House hallway for a good 4.
Of just walking. In silence.* The basic premise of the show — pretty woman sleeps with POTUS, makes enemy of FLOTUS — reeked of Scandal, but did Anna’s friends remind you of another Shondaland pair?* When the bartender refused to take Anna’s friend’s drink order, he said, “Sorry, last call.” Doesn’t “last call” mean it’s your last opportunity to order drinks? As in, you can still order them? And those are just a few of the points I’d like us to talk about.
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