Entire_Site/2012929/1024.ripa2.ls.102912.jpg' alt='Seinfeld The Hamptons Full Episode' title='Seinfeld The Hamptons Full Episode' />Seinfeld TV Series 19891998 cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Want to know what Kramer told Seinfeld Read the full scritpt of The Hamptons. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes. Seinfeld Scripts The Hamptons. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now Including T Shirts, DVDs, and moreThats what surfing is. Surfing is the oceanthrowing us out of itself, you see We keep trying to paddle in. The undertows like a really. Instead of throwin you out, they take you in back and. How bout comin. Yeah, Ill be there. Jerry To Elaine You sure were makin the right moveSeinfeld is an American sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC, from 1989 to 1998. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring. TV Beefs That Are Better Than Batman v. Who cares about a billionaire with toys and a man in tights when you have a meth king versus a criminal mastermindElaine We gotta see the new baby anyway, at least well get a. Hamptons out of it. Jerry Didnt they just have a baby Elaine That was two years ago, remember You gotta see the Bay BeeJerry Is it possible theyre just having babies to get people. Our Episode Guides are fully comprehensive because they include an overview of each Seinfeld season, including a complete index of every episode in that corresponding. Kramer Hey Jerry, you ever wear silk underwear Jerry No. Kramer Put that on the top of your list. Jerry No, not for me. A little too delightful. Well, George and. Janeshould be almost there by now. Elaine Oh, isnt that weird that George and Jane havent had sex. Jerry I know, George is pretty pleased about it. Its like she. signed aletter of intent. Elaine Whens Rachel comin out Jerry Shes makin the three oclock train. Elaine Her father is so religious, Im just amazed that hes letting. Schindlers List make out session. Jerry I bought him some kishka. Kramer Whats that Jerry Its kind of a stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers carry. Incase theyre captured behind enemy lines, they eat it and it kills. George and Jane in another car driving to the Hamptons. George I never tasted a cough medicine I didnt love. Jane Me too. I love cough medicine. George You see We were made for each other. If I reach out and touch her breast right not, shed scream. But at this time tomorrow, I could touch. Iwant. Jane Whats your favorite George Pertussin. Ever try it with club soda Jane No. George Oh, very refreshing. Ill be the same me tomorrow, but suddenly, the notrespassing sign will be gone. Jane Are we almost there George Yeah, about ten, fifteen minutes. But I have to stop at. Jane What for George My mother loves Hampton tomatoes. Shes nuts for Hampton. Jane Can you buy em later I really wanna get some. Rub some lotion on my back. Jerry Who are you, Mrs. Robinson Kramer Come on, Ill rub some on yours. Jerry No, thats no sweetning the deal. No. George To Jane You know, when I was a kid, I once found a dollar. Jane No feeling in her voice You mustve been excited. George Yeah. Hey, you know, I gotta go get these tomatoes. You. wanna gofor a rideJane I dont think so. George Kay. Ill uh, Ill see you later. Anybody want some tomatoes Jerry No thanks. Kramer No. You see any lines Jerry No lines. Elaine You know whyOne word shade. Jerry So whenre we gonna see this baby When is the momentous. Elaine I dont know. Theyre takin a nap or something. Kramer Im gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. Elaine. youwanna come Elaine Sarcastic No thanks. I got plenty of girlfriends. Jerry Looking toward beach Oh this is interesting. Elaine What Jerry Janes topless. You can come on and see the bay bee Jerry Oh, in a minute, Carol. Kramer Were gonna be right there. Jerry This is weird wild stuff. George hasnt even seen her yet. Elaine Why do you think were getting the sneak previewKramer Maybe shes trying to create a buzz. Elaine What Kramer You know, get some good word of mouth goin. Jerry Oh, here she comes. Anyone want a drink Jerry No thanks. Elaine Im good. Kramer Deh deh deh deh Jane exits All right, shows over. Im. gointo the beach. Carol enters the Bay bees room with Elaine, Jerry, and husband. Michaelnot far behind. Carol Adam the babys name, Jerry and Elaine are here. Elaine Oh, hes a cute little shnugly baby. Carol Isnt he gorgeous Youre letting bugs in. Cut to Kramer on the beach with some girls, then using a metal. Jerry and Elaine gasping for air outside after they just left. Jerry Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seenElaine Uh, I couldnt look. It was like the Pekinese. Jerry Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. How gorgeous is heI ask you, how. Elaine Looking at Ben Pretty gorgeous. Ben Elaine, you have childrenElaine Me Oh no, but Id love to have a baby, I mean, I cant. Im just dyin to have a baby. Ben A beautiful woman like you should. Youre quitebreathtaking. Elaine Breathtaking Im breathtakingCarol And hes very particular. Ben, youre staying tonight, rightBen Sure. I had to sit in the seat facing the. Jerry Oh I like that. Its like going back in time. Im gonna go in there to. She leavesGeorge What kind of a greeting was that Jerry Shes got greeting problems. George Yeah. I love Hampton tomatoes. You know, you can eat em. Watch The Departed Online Forbes there. You know its funny, the tomato never took on as a hand. Jerry Well, the tomatos an anomaly. So successful with the ketchupand the sauce, but you cant find a good one. Look at what I gotGeorge Hey Wow, the K Man Right out of the ocean. George This is fantastic. Man, what a weekend. Swimming, lobster. Kramer I know, its great. And I saw Jane topless. Well, we all saw her. Jerry Jerry realizes the situation is hopeless All right. George You saw Jane topless Jerry Well, when you went for the tomatoes she lied out topless. George Oh you mean face down on her chest. Jerry No. George Face up on her back Jerry Yeah. George Well whyd she do that Kramer I guess she was hot. George You mean she just laid there toplessKramer No, no, she got up, walked around. George Walked around And you looked Kramer Of course. Shes got a great body, buddy. All right, Im. gonna goupstairs, Ill be right back. George I cant believe it, you saw her before me. Jerry Think of me as a doctor. So anytime you want you can just visualize. Jerry I guess thats true. George Stop it, stop itIts not fair. Its not fair. I dont. Jerry. I dont like it one bit. Jerry What do you want me to doYou wanna see Rachel naked George Yes, yes The punishment should fit the crime. Jerry You can see me naked. I can offer you that. George Its like Im Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of. Tang andyou jump out first. Jerry and Rachel in their room, with Elaine there as well. Elaine Nobody ever called me breathtaking before. Jerry Ive never been called breathtaking either. Elaine I mean, if he thinks that that babys breathtaking, then. Jerry Maybe he just said it because the mother was in the room. Elaine Yeah, right, thats a possibility. I have to find out. Jerry How are you gonna do thatElaine I can be very clever. Rachel Im gonna take a swim. Elaine Oh, me too. Ill meet you down. Im kind of wondering myself. What is it what. youwant George No, I was just wondering. So you were swimming in the pool, and you wanted some. George Yes, because the water was cold. I guarantee youve never seen anything. Its down the hall, third door on your left. Im sorry, I thought this was. Im really sorry. I was in the pool Jerry and George talking in Jerrys room. George Did she do it on purpose Jerry It was my fault, I told her the wrong door. George I was supposed to see her. She wasnt supposed to see me. Jerry So what George Well ordinarily I wouldnt mind. But. Jerry But. George Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the. water wascold. Jerry Oh. Significant shrinkage Jerry So you feel you were short changed. George Yes I mean, if she thinks thats me shes under a completemisapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me. Jerry Well, so whats the difference George What if she discusses it with Jane Jerry Oh, shes not gonna tell Jane. George How do you know Jerry Women arent like us. George Theyre worse Theyre much worse than us, they talk abouteverything Couldnt you at least tell her about the shrinkage. Jerry No, Im not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides. I thinkwomen know about shrinkage. George How do women know about shrinkage Im kosher, we dont eat shellfish.