Mystery Science Theater 3. Best Episodes. Choosing a favorite episode of Mystery Science Theater 3. When the high quality comes flying fast and furious, its hard to get a bead on the best at any rate, its a highly subjective exercise, with no absolutes at any point along the grading scale. Between 1. 98. 9 and 1. Comedy Central and then The Sci Fi Channel there were a total of 1. Read the Latest Entertainment and Celebrity News, TV News and Breaking News from TVGuide. MST3. K. Last week saw the release of 1. Netflix, a revival brought about by the shows continued popularity and a Kickstarter campaign that netted a record 5. As viewers continue to binge watch these new episodes, comparisons will inevitably be made to the classic episodes of yesteryear the majority of which are readily available on DVD from Shout Factory. Indeed, there were a number of great episodes shown over that 1. How to justify leaving off Werewolf Or Zombie Nightmare Nevertheless, heres the cream that rose to the top The 1. Best Mystery Science Theater 3. Episodes. 1. 6. GUIRONThe MST3. K gang elected to use five of the 2. Japans Gamera, a flying, flaming turtle monster. Gamera is the film that introduced this Godzilla wanna be to the masses in 1. Gamera vs. Barugon, 1. Watch The Eddie Black Story Putlocker more. Gamera vs. Gaos, 1. Gamera vs. Guiron and 1. Gamera vs. The nemeses that require Gamera to muster all his turtle power to defeat them are all strange, but the best has to be Guiron, whose Ginsu knife shaped head allows him to slice and dice foes like so much salami. All five Gamera episodes are excellent, but Gamera vs. JXdl-1496175959-1560-blog-VeryMary_cast_1200.jpg' alt='Best Wonder Years Episodes' title='Best Wonder Years Episodes' />Guiron arguably emerges as the finest. The riffs throughout the movie are typically hilarious Tonight on USA Network, a very special Swamp Thing, but the host segments are top notch as well. For starters, the invention exchange finds Dr. Forrester and TVs Frank coming up with Rorschach centerfolds to appease the Hannibal Lecters of the world, while Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo later offer their own variation of the Gamera song Gamera is really sweet He is filled with turtle meat. THE DAY THE EARTH FROZERusso Finnish fairy tale flicks dont generally come up in conversation. The series tackled four such films over the years, with 1. The Flash has produced many great episodes over its two seasons, and here, we count down the top eight. The Day the Earth Froze barely edging out 1. Jack Frost as the best of the bunch. The comic dismantling of this Finnish Soviet co production, which centers on a witchs efforts to acquire a magical concoction known as sampo, is noteworthy enough, yet what pushes this episode over the top is the short that precedes the main attraction. The various shorts lampooned on MST3. K are as cherished among viewers as the feature films themselves, and this episodes Here Comes the Circus might be the greatest of all, even topping established fan favorites Mr. B Natural and A Case of Spring Fever. Joel and his robot friends refuse to pause for air as they bury the piece with a torrential downpour of quips, and the clown spanking bit is pure gold. THE VAMPIRE WOMENOver the course of two decades, the wildly popular Santo, a masked Mexican wrestler, starred as a heroic what else
Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters and Santo vs. Frankensteins Daughter are just two of the many feature productions, yet among stateside bad movie buffs, 1. Samson vs. In this entry, the beefy fighter takes down a bevy of bloodsuckers, but not before Mike et al take him down with a slew of wisecracks referencing the TV series Gilligans Island, the hip hop mainstay House Party, and whatever else crosses their manic minds. But the episode isnt all merriment. Series 24 Exam Secrets here. In a development as sad as the doomed Leo Kate love affair in Titanic or the fate of Old Yeller, this proved to be the last episode featuring TVs Frank as a central character. RACKET GIRLSAs Crow knowingly states while watching 1. Racket Girls, When Ed Wood saw this, it was like when. Buxom blonde wrestler Peaches Page woodenly plays this character, and there are numerous interminable scenes in which she and the other ladies tumble all over the mats as Crow comments about one such sequence, This looks like a stag film directed by the League of Women Voters. As the juicy cherry on top, this sparkling episode also includes 1. Are You Ready for Marriage This educational short is so gosh darn sincere and so stiff that Mike and company have no trouble devouring it alive. THE TOUCH OF SATANThe Satellite of Love crews takedown of the hopeless 1. The Touch of Satan is, simply put, a thing of beauty. This episode comes charging out of the gate, with the title alone prompting Mike to quip, The Touch of Satan softens your hands while you do the dishes. The plot revolves around a wandering doofus who lands on a walnut ranch and falls for a young woman who turns out to be a witch. Ample TV shows The Dukes of Hazzard, The Andy Griffith Show, etc. Mike and the Thats not a name its a bad Scrabble hand. FINAL JUSTICEOne of the most famous MST3. K episodes is the 1. Mitchell, the 1. 97. Joe Don Baker vehicle in which the actor plays a rumpled detective out to nail drug dealing mobsters. Theres long been a debate over how serious Baker was when he stated that he would kick the asses of those involved with mocking him and his movie at any rate, his threats were ignored, as the gang returned to his filmography six years later and stumbled across 1. Final Justice. The opportunity to again flog Baker with comic barbs was apparently too great to resist if anything, the SOL crew is even more merciless this time around. In this ham fisted action yarn, Baker plays Thomas Jefferson Geronimo II, a Texas sheriff who huffs around the island country of Malta in an effort to capture the man who killed his partner. Final Justice might be more mean spirited than the average MST3. K episode, but its comic quota is dynamite, from Mike identifying Baker as Meatloaf Texas Ranger to one of the. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIESThe Laserblast episode of MST3. K found Mike repeatedly dissing critic Leonard Maltin for giving this awful film 2. Its too bad he didnt save that routine for the show lampooning 1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies, which likewise earned 2. Mr. Maltin higher than Blade Runner 1. Memento ditto, and even Taxi Driver 2 stars. Then again, perhaps Maltin just recognized the special brand of genius required to pull off a film as extraordinarily bad as this one. Mike and his posse crack wise about this abysmal oddity in which a surly rebel director and Nicolas Cage lookalike Ray Dennis Steckler, performing under the alias Cash Flagg and his friends attend a carnival populated by a sultry stripper, a sneering fortune teller, her snarling assistant, and a cage full of mutilated monstrosities. Summoning the spirits of Holly Golightly, Dirty Harry Callahan, and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, the Satellite of Love crew shows no mercy toward this so called monster musical. Amusingly, Maltin himself would later guest star on the series, popping up during the Gorgo episode to defend that film. RED ZONE CUBAForget Francis Coppola heres Francis Coleman, who enjoyed the rare privilege of having his entire filmography as a writer director showcased on MST3. K. The episodes built around 1. The Beast of Yucca Flats and 1. The Skydivers are entertaining enough, but the show focused on 1. Gooby Full Movie Part 1'>Gooby Full Movie Part 1. Red Zone Cuba is a particular stand out. Originally titled Night Train to Mundo Fine, this finds Coleman casting himself as one of a motley group of American convicts who land in Cuba and attempt to topple Fidel Castro. This grade Z atrocity is astonishing in its ineptitude which means its grade A material for Mike Nelson and crew.